David suggested that one way to get Saddam to comply would be to make him go on that new TLC show What Not To Wear
. The horribly mean style “experts,” oh I mean the constructive critics, on that show could make anyone wallow in self-doubt.
I think I’ve found something that may work just as well. Floating heads, even baby ones, can be unnerving, and these are attached to sharp objects.
Baby Face Thumbtacks