Scare Tactics

David suggested that one way to get Saddam to comply would be to make him go on that new TLC show What Not To Wear. The horribly mean style “experts,” oh I mean the constructive critics, on that show could make anyone wallow in self-doubt.

I think I’ve found something that may work just as well. Floating heads, even baby ones, can be unnerving, and these are attached to sharp objects.

Baby Face Thumbtacks